
Hi. Itâs me.
Mojo.
Chief Emotional Support Officer.
Head of Snuggles.
Assistant to the Regional Manager (Mom).
Full-time Dad Babysitter.
If youâve ever wondered what my actual days look like⌠hereâs the behind-the-scenes tour of how I take care of my human and keep Dad in line while Mom fights battles bigger than my snack budget.
đ 6:12 AM â Morning Patrol
Mom opens her eyes. I open mine.
Except Iâve actually been awake since 5:03 watching her breathe like a tiny, loyal security guard.
Dad?
Heâs snoring. Loudly.
Sounds like a lawnmower that swallowed a raccoon.
I gently paw Momâs hand.
Dad rolls over like a forklift being put in reverse.
Someone has to bring softness to this house and itâs clearly not him.
â 9:00 AM â Pain Check
Mom tries to get up. I immediately go with her, glued to her hip.
Dad says, âYouâre spoiling him.â
I say nothing⌠but I stare at him with the same judgment Mom uses when he leaves socks on the floor.
Mom hurts. Mom struggles. Mom needs me.
Dad needs to put his plate in the sink.
We are NOT the same.
đď¸ 11:30 AM â Couch Duty
Mom settles onto the couch. I glue myself to her side.
Dad says he wants to sit next to her.
I pretend I didnât hear and expand my body sideways like a distressed croissant.
Mom pets me and says, âMojo, let Dad sit.â
I ignore this completely.
Dad sits on the tiny corner of the couch like a punished child.
Right where he belongs.
đ 2:00 PM â Medicine Time
Mom makes her âmedicine face.â
I offer emotional support.
Dad also makes a face⌠but his is because he just realized he forgot what he walked into the room for.
Again.
He stands there confused while I comfort the actual struggling human.
This is why Iâm the favorite.
đ§ď¸ 4:00 PM â The Hard Hours
Mom gets tired.
Mom gets quiet.
Mom gets overwhelmed.
Dad tries to cheer her up by saying something helpful but ends up saying the most dad-like thing ever, like:
âYou should try drinking more water.â
Sir.
Be serious.
I handle it.
I lay across her ribs like a little emotional sandbag.
Dad taps her foot awkwardly from the other end of the couch like heâs participating in comfort but doesnât want to disturb me.
He knows his place.
đ 8:00 PM â Night Prep
Momâs hurting more now.
She talks softer.
She moves slower.
I lay next to her, belly-up, being adorable to distract her brain.
Dad walks by and says, âWhy is he laying like that?â
Mom says, âHeâs comforting me.â
I wink.
Dad doesnât understand emotional intelligence. Or winking.
đ¤ 11:45 PM â Final Patrol
Mom finally sleeps.
Dadâs already out cold, mouth open, one leg hanging off the bed like heâs being repossessed.
I curl at Momâs feet, perfectly positioned to catch any intruder, ghost, or late-night existential dread.
Dad will sleep through the apocalypse.
Not me.
Iâm on duty.
đž Final Thoughts from Your Favorite Frenchie
People say Mom is strong.
Theyâre right.
But nobody sees the strength it takes to let herself be soft with me⌠and the strength it takes to deal with Dad being, well⌠Dad.
Sheâs fighting.
Iâm fighting with her.
Dad is⌠present.
Weâre a team.
A weird one.
But a good one.
And tomorrow?
Weâll do it all again.
â Mojo đž
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